Two more thick cuts of Turkey!

Thanks Ankara, that was some delirious crazy dance parties!

Now we head back to Istanbul

The 2nd largest city proper in the world with a population of 13 million, It is located on the Bosphorus Strait and encompasses the natural harbour known as the Golden Horny. It extends both on the European (Thrace) and on the Asian (Anatolia) sides of the Bosphorus, and is thereby the only metropolis in the world that is situated on two continents. - wıkipedia

See that small land mass sticking out into the gap? That is us. Our show is happening right on Turkey's clit!

OUTDOOR SCREENING (bring a blanket and enjoy porn under the stars)

SCREENING HAS MOVED INDOORS! ENJOY COMFORT, WARMTH AND SECURITY OF WALLS AND CEILING
Tuesday the 17th of May

Boğaziçi University

south campus courtyard

SBK Club room
on South Campus in the Male's Dormitory (next to the big clock)
8 pm

extra performances and dancing to follow inside!

Then, our final Turkey show!

• Wednesday 18th of May
• The Empire Project
• 10 Sıraselviler Cd, Kat 1 D4, Taksim
• 8pm
• With live performances but probably no live lesbian oral sex (this time)
  
• Donations welcome!

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post porn glee in Turkey

We are on a winning streak!

Our European calendar is filling up with excited anticipation. Only a few dates left in our European schedule!

Moreover we are having great audience participation! Lots of laughter, insightful after show questions, "bare as you dare" bike rides, and opportunity to meet lots of fantastic people. Just last night, after our 1st show in Turkey, we got to rock out to one of the greatest gender bending parties of all time, then befriended the Tigers, a local motor cycle gang.



Yes, it's that good.

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WE MADE IT!

After 6 checkpoints directly after one another, with only 3 people working in each of the 3 booths we are in Turkey!




We are in Istanbul, Turkey and have found that our host has set up a show for... TODAY!


BİSİKLET PORNOSU LAMBDA'DA: Lambdaistanbul Kultur Merkezi
İstiklal Caddesi Katip Çelebi Mah. Tel Sok. No:28/5 Kat:4 Beyoğlu - İstanbul
19:30
Donations accepted
Massive afterparty to follow:
http://www.lambdaistanbul.org/s/
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=171956012860684


Hiçbir masraftan kaçınmadık ve sizler için ta ecnebi memleketlerinden konuklar getirdik. Bisiklet pornosuna gönül vermiş şugar mı şugar Bike Smut ekibini sizlere getirdik. Bize Göre Ne Var diyen bu dostlarımız, yılın but gullümlü partisinden önce müzikholümüzü şenlendirecekler. Kendi bisiklet pornomu hem çekerim hem oynarım diyen Bike Smut ekibi, partimizi duyar duymaz yola çıktı. Sınırları aşıp yıldız bacının evine misafir olacaklar. Bana göre ne var anam diyen yıldız bacının bu olay partiye çok şugar sürprizini kaçırmayın!

Partiden önce saat 19.30’da müzikholümüze gelin ve sıra dışı, çarpıcı, divalara layık performans/film gösterimine şahit olun. Daha da bulamazsınız bu gösteriyi!

Pornocu derneğimizi şereflendiren çok saygıdeğer pornocular kimdir derseniz, işte bu kapı işte bu da sapı diyor ve sizlere iftiharla bloglarının linkini sunuyoruz:
http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/

And what, pray tell, does Google say that means?

Foreign guests in their home for no expense, and you've kaçınmadık. Sugar Sugar Is bike pornography committed team, we've Bike Smut. What this says to us by our friends, the year before but müzikholümüzü şenlendirecekler gullümlü party. I withdraw and play your own bike and said pornomu Bike Smut team set out from our party does not hear. Will be a guest star sister's house to go beyond boundaries. What's my mother said to me sister to star in a very sugar surprise party, do not miss this event!

Hours before the party at 19:30 müzikholümüze bride and unusual, striking, divalara worthy performance / movie to show a witness. You will not find in this show!

Pornographers who is a very respectable association clumsy şereflendiren say, that's the door handle, he says that's the blog link and we proudly offer:

http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/

In fairness to Google, that is not actually Turkish but a slang language spoken mostly by transgendered people in Turkey: Lubunca

Where the rubber meats the road!

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Full Court Turkey Press

Fuck bisiklet! That's what our new friends at KAOS GL, a quarterly publication in Turkey say about our plans to visit them in 2011.
In fact they had a lot to say, but so far our translation skills are more amusing then accurate. Nevertheless what we have discerned is that they are all for the liberation and social implications of a more bike-sex-positive culture.

Read the article here!

Our first press overseas.... It's a banner day at Bike Porn Industries; thanks to all who make it possible!

Now then, where should we go next?

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A Mild-Mannered, Earth-Shaking Proposition

We at Bike Porn Industries have been not so secretly toying withe the prospect of a European Tour in 2011.
Everything seems to be falling into place as more and more countries step up and claim their bikesexuality.

To that end we are attempting to learn more about their culture, so as best to integrate it into our hot wheels. One such method includes our forming a team of bike dancers to perform in the streets.

Here is our inspiration for dancing in Turkey:



Thoughts? Techniques? Other people who love to dance and move and ride bikes got suggestions for how such fast legged action could be worked into cycling?

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