Tickling up the Atlantic's top tube

Thanks be to NC, we are gracious to accept the wonderful southern comfort of all the sexy bikers of this land.

Free hot dawgs, cool people, great powerful legs...

This Friday our final screening south of the Mason-Dixon line in RVmuthafuckinA

4/2/2010
The Byrd Theater
2908 W Cary Street
Richmond, VA
11:59:00
$5, +18 yr old


photo by Courtney Rodgers

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Clang Clang Went the Bell in Chapel Hill

We be rocking our way out the South.

But 1st we gonna have to ring Chapel Hill's bell

3/31/2010
Hillsborough Road Co-op
621 Hillsborough Rd.
Carrboro, NC 27510
8pm, $3 suggested donation, +18

what can we say, rocking with one of the worlds craziest tall bike freaks has worn us out something fierce. Thank much to our generous host, Michael Fucking Mooney.


Speaking of absurd mutations, expect about a thousand of the krunkest bike punks to descend on Richmond, VA for what could be the east coast's longest continually running annual festival of crazy bicycle shit.

Cycleslaughterama is this weekend,
Bike Porn Friday night at the Byrd.

do somthin'

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Richmond, Virgina: packed full of humpy goodness

RVA here I come!

We have a team

We have a theater

We have a plan

Please, someone give us a car for 3 weeks to promote bikes. It makes perfect sense and it will be cheaper and more fuel efficient than buying us a bunch of plane tickets.

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