Bikes and sex, what a Capitol idea

This just in, the nation's capitol DOES love porn! We have been struggling for some time but now it is on! Be there early to get a seat, or if you are in Baltimore just buy one in advance.

• Wednesday April 7th - Baltimore, MD
  
• Sugar
• 927 West 36th Street
• 8pm
  
• +18
• $10
• entrance in the back

• Thursday April 8th - Washington DC
  
• The Trusty Roomie
  
• 3567 holmead pl nw 20010
  
• 9pm
  
• Adults only
• $5 No one turned away
  

• Friday April 9th - Lancaster PA
• Meet Market
  
• 448 N Market St
• 8pm
• $5, no one turned away
• 18
• Open "Bike" Mic: bring a story or poem about bicycles
  

We are told we have a show Sunday in Philly. Catch us if you can!

Otherwise you are gonna be suffering like Spidy.

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Who gets it? Not the District of Columbia...

"What? There are showing it in Baltimore and not in DC?!?"

Yup, even though we started trying to find a place months and months ago and had various connected people pulling for us to make it happen, but apparently either the burlesque places said it was too risque, or the art houses said they weren't "into" bikes, or friggin porn theaters didn't even get back to us! Yeesh!

Anyway as it stands there are only 30 people who will get to watch bike porn in Baltimore or DC cause we are playing at a totally rad, but fairly small space.

Get your tickets now!

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/106246

or show up in person and have your fingers and fruit crossed that Sugar we are not sold out

• Sugar
• 927 West 36th Street
• 8pm
  
• +18
• $10
• entrance in the back

get your tix now, or suffer.

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split ends make means

Over the past few years hardly a show has gone by that someone didn't tell us they were terribly bothered by the content. It is a source of pride that we have consistently shaken so many otherwise unmoved people.

Well it is one thing to hate on a curator when you watch 90 min of sweet bike sex when you were expecting to see just pictures of bikes (yup it happens). But what about hating on thy neighbor?

This article about a DC bicycle and porn shop makes lots of sense to us, but we might be biased.

So many questions sprint up.

Why is gay porn twice as expensive as straight porn? We fear the day when all porn is gone from the gritty streets and the only way to get off is to log on. Don't tell us not to hate the internet! For that hate is a joy beyond measure.

Our fingers are crossed that there is a nonprofit out there archiving all the best porn so that after the apocalypse when the connections are all down and all we have is an old VHS player we are still able to kick it with ease.

Aspiring entrepreneurs. Don't let this idea fall by the wayside. Start hoarding porn today and tomorrow we might still get a long. Actually we hope for many longs ideally.

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Bringing the "red light" to The District

And just like that, a screening in Washington DC happens is CANCELED!!

IS BACK ON!!!

Due to an abundence of awesome, sexy people the biker community and other related drunks of our nation's capital have arranged for an emergency screening!

Wednesday, March 26th

Asylum

2471 18th St NW

Washington, DC

10:00 pm

Thanks and a pornographer's ransom go out to Gwadzilla for kicking our asses and making this happen.

We at Bike Porn Industries are trying like the dick-in-s to get it all secured. Thanks for staying with us.

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