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Detroit puts a motor in your pants!

Detroit, tonight!
March 16, 8p.m.
Burton Theatre
3420 Cass Ave.
$8, Discount for biking!

epic green puke of st paddys tomorrow!

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Detroit sends a valentine

We feel the need to impress upon you.

Media Matters! Without a connection to an audience, even the most exciting media will languish and die. Art needs eyes and ears to see and hear it! Bike Porn has these same needs, plus nose and skin to really "experience" the show...

A certain Sandra Svoboda made a point to interrogate a couple bike studs about how big their tubes are, but that part of the interview about traveling with DIY erotic arts was not published, alas.

This year it's "4:Play," in honor of the tour's fourth rendition. Like the cycling community itself, with riders on everything from unicycles to tandems in solo outings and large group rides, the filmmakers embraced the theme on varying frame sizes and styles.

"Some people took the theme as, 'We won't have hardcore sex,' but then other people were like, 'Foreplay? That's how you get to having hardcore sex.' That's why it worked out so well...

Thanks for making us look good.

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reMembering Detroit

Detroit. The motor city that has been running on empty since the 70s provided one hell of a good time for us!

Besides being able to explore the vast wasteland and NOT get arrested for trespassing we also got to ride with the best critical mass crew we had seen in many a moon. Srsly, they took care to make pertinent announcements stating their intentions, giving some degree as to the history, and also pimping the fun times that were about following the ride!


Moreoever we had excellent fucking hosts who decided that we should be adorned with a huge fucking awesome warehouse party, complete with stripping fire dancers. A well stocked boozatorim with a heavy pouring bartender, and a smattering of slick art from local bike lovers.

BTW did you know that Detroit had bike lovers? I know! crazy!!

Here is a fantastic video made during critical mass. Thankfully the place filled up pretty nice by the time the show started...



And what a show! We were able to get local nut job/ writer/ self-deprecating gentleman Jimmy Doom to step to the mic for some inspired rantings including a bike porn inspired bit about his momma writing a note to his pastor decrying his bikesexuality. Hilarious and on topic? STUNNING!

The audience was in pretty good mood, from the glorious weather that baked out hot bodies to the discounted entry for those riding bikes or the even more discounted price to those not wearing pants! How better to encourage watching dirty films but to remove those annoying leg garments!

By the end of the movies and our live performances the audience was... well pretty excited. And why shouldn't they be. Having a team of sexy bikers singing and stripping and cavorting is about the best way to make a room full of mature adults primed for more explicit action. Of course we are only setting the stage for such activities. Anything done by sex hungry bike sluts following a screening of Cycle Bound is purely on the shoulders (and booties) of the consenting adults.

Still we are happy to encourage folks to express themselves so, you could also say that while we don't explicitly encourage any specific behavior we also don't forbid many things either.

We are truly blessed and if we can do it next year we are gonna go with our hosts idea to combine the screening with a weekend of building chariots for a massive rolling party of destruction. Sure Portland* has for several years hosted Chariot Wars, but only in a small space of limited post apocalyptic insanity. Consider the differences when you have your choice of warehouses that are completely vacant, and have been for over a decade. Hell not just a few buildings, we are talking about entire blocks.

Get your battle armor ready but leave the foam behind. This is Detroit. Find a piece of scrap metal.


*We promised to not compare Portland to other cities. But this is not a comparison, right? But just to swell your concerns about our fascination with our hometown we will try to not even make a reference to PDX for 72 hours.

In the meantime, please enjoy these fine pictures from our friend, Thomas L. Kula and our own Courtney Rodgers.

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Not getting arrested is great!

We were able to avoid being arrested for exploring abandoned buildings, although we did have to endure 2 hours of sitting around and doing nothing while the police asked us the same few questions dozens of times each. Some of us are pretty fortunate that we were not in Arizona, cause we didn't all have our papers

But since we didn't go to jail we are celebrating tonight!

• Tonight at the Hasting Street Ballroom
• 715 West Milwaukee Street
• 9:30pm
• $6 or $5 w/ bike or $4 w/o pants

Why bring Bike Porn to Detroit?

http://video.pbs.org/video/1409024983/

Because its fun!

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24 hour Shore Leave

So we have been good littl pornographers and have played a show every night for the past 8 days, so we are treating ourselves to a day off!

We have a variety of options, including a pancake breakfast, community gardening, riding around in Columbus or Detroit or anyplace in between... but we might just sleep for a while.

Meanwhile the bikesexuals of Detroit are preparing for the coming onslaught. This tasty clip from Megan O'Neil:

Bike Porn rides over the established genres of porn and takes it down — or maybe up — a couple gears. With some clips intended to get you tuned up for where the road takes you later that evening, other segments cruise through more complicated issues of sexuality, sport and lifestyle.

Tanx! we think you are keen too!

This Friday night be at the Hasting Street Ballroom
715 West Milwaukee Street
9:30pm
$6 or $5 w/ bike or $4 w/o pants

Then to Chicago on Saturday!

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