How is it that our expansive bike porn industries was able to find a venue in
Houston and even
San Antonio but not in Austin?
We have seen a lot of demand for bike porn in Texas but as is frequently the case where we have lots of people asking to see the show we can't find a venue to show it.
And before you start leaving comments about where we should show here is an ever expanding list of places that have turned us down or ignored our frequent attempts at starting a conversation:
Alamo Drafthouse
Dobie (and consequently all Landmark Theaters)
Hideout
Studio 501
The Long Center
The Salvage Vanguard Theatre
The Coldtowne Theatre
And there are a few more if we bother to remember... Some of the places told us they wanted to do it but couldn't for various reasons, others... well we can only guess they hate bikes sense everyone loves sex right?
But it does beg the question, would ignore Bikes and Sex?
Austin venues.
But
the people seem to be clamoring for it. Hope we can accommodate the masses.
But before we get too sad about the supposedly "bike-friendly oasis" that is the
Texas state capitol we are grateful and excited to bring the goods to SA for the first time
- Monday March 8th
- C 4 Workspace
- 108 King William
- San Antonio, TX 78204
- 7pm, $5, +18
And the beat goes on...
photo credit to
cozy beehive
