Showing posts with label dirty talk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dirty talk. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2010

ReMembering Oregon, a discussion of sexuality

Hey now, two shows into the Backlash Tour and we are already getting some FANfuckingTastic reviews of Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound.


Grace Pettygrove's article of the bike porn screening and discussion at The University of Oregon totally hits the mark. Her column includes a number of gems like this:

The featured shorts in “Cycle Bound” reflect a diversity of ideas about what sex is, could be and should be. Some of the movies are pure comedy, parodying clichés in the porn industry or playing up any available visual puns offered by the bicycle frame. Several films feature nude Portland bikers doing awesome things on their Franken-bikes: dive-bombing hills, playing games and racing around the city. Conceptually, this still falls under the category of porn: For a Portland bike cultist, tall-bike jousting is as good as sex.



Curious, we have been promised tall bike sex for so long, its almost upsetting. And really the way some people have sex is a lot more like jousting than they would probably like to admit.

But rather than just call it a bit of nice, fluffy university media, Pettygrove goes one step further and begins to inspect and possibly even unravel the nature of sex positivity.


I also came to question the limits of the sex positivity movement. Can such a cerebral distinction actually draw the line between exploitation and empowerment? Though there were obvious elements of role reversal and satire in the raciest moments of Bike Porn — including a short that used a child’s bicycle to parody the concept of “kiddie porn,” and a scene in Tour de Pants that looked a lot like gang rape — I don’t imagine that a victim of sexual exploitation or assault could sit through the whole presentation and feel empowered.

Indeed. Just as one man's treasure is another man's cum bucket, so too there is no way to allow vast freedoms of expression without potentially ruffling a few feathers. That said another viewing might show that the "victim" of the gang rape gave verbal agreement to consent not once, but twice! Yea, we didn't notice it the 1st time either and it definitely is not using a very rigorous standard. (could she be expressing verbal agreement without actually providing informed conscent?)

The evening was punctuated by a surprisingly coherent expression of bikesexuality by almost everyone in attendance. The classroom was able to agree on a few points:





Either way, thanks for asking good questions. If there is a limit on the value of sex-positive culture we hope we never find it!


The show last night in Ashland was fantastic. What an amazing venue! They even had chairs! We were asked which hotel we stole our robes from and also had a request for unicycle porn.

On our way to San Francisco, with a possible polo turny in the works on Saturday!


naked pedicab joust photo credit to Solteronita, U of O Willamette 100 photos credit to Courtney Rodgers






Here we see our discussion with overhead projection displaying our theory on bike sex


dicks OR vags PLUS bikes DOES NOT EQUAL babies










Thank you Oregon, we will kiss your fertile soil again in just three months!
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Saturday, January 30, 2010

SHOULDBikesSaveThePlanet

Yalls remember back when we were warning you to fucking prepare for the radness of Mini Bike Winter? Perhaps you even got a personal invitation to come and enjoy the fun? Well you got just 12 days to get your butts to Portland.

This year in conjunction with our "officially unreleased theme" for Bike Porn 4 we wanted to making something that was gonna stimulate your brains more than ever. So it is with great anticipation we proudly announce:


Yes, this shit is real.

And it is happening in Portland.

And you are invited.

You dont need any money, you dont need to be 21 or older (being over 18 would make us more comfortable tho), you dont even need to ride a bike but if you do your chances of not going home alone increase by orders of magnitude. Similarly if you bring us a beer, make some intelligent commentary about the state of transportation infrastructure and make some cool stenciled swag with clothes your brought yourself we will prob swoon.

This is our "cheapest" screening of Bike Porn ever! We will be accepting generous donations which will go to support Mini Bike Winter. The idea is that fun is something people spend way too much money on, and if they only spent less money having fun they could work less and we would have more time to enjoy ourselves. This is what we refer to as the free fun spiral, which when not kept in check quickly leads to unemployment, eviction, and eventually just spending all your time masturbating on your bike under a bridge. (There are no confirmed cases of this yet, we are just assuming since this is what we probably would be doing if not getting paid the big bucks to do it in front of an audience.) But in this case we expect you to just give us a few bucks if you got em and have a great time.

Mini Bike Winter Kickoff Gala
Thursday, February 11th
Lotus Seed
NE 9th and Going


8:30pm
  • Panel Discussion: "SHOULD Bikes Save the Planet",

10pm
  • Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound - possibly the last Portland screening
  • World Premiere, "MBW09 in 10 Min" by Jon Huey
  • US Premiere, "Velo Love" a documentary of the Velo Vixens by Lauren Warbeck

All night
  • DIY stencil station. BYO threads and invent your own brands.


On Friday crazy fun shit happens, on Saturday crazy fun shit happens, on Sunday crazy fun shit happens, and then on Monday... fuck Mini Bike Winter, the Backlash Tour will have begun! We are packing up all the fun and hitting the road, se ya suckers! Enjoy 3 more months of gloom!

Until then, the best reason to ride a bike in the winter in Portland is upon us!

Rejoice!


WE SAID REJOICE!



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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Cycling for Vulvae

As loathe as we are to repeat the oft use phrase, "this one is for the ladies" (stemming from a disturbing experience with Color Me Badd where every song was for the ladies, in fact 5 songs into the show they actually apologized to the guys "cause the rest of these songs are pretty much all... FOR THE LADIES.")

Women love to ride. Its true, and if the small amount of research that has been done on the matter is also true, than suddenly guys have good reason to be a little jealous

...a sex researcher had a group of women (some of who suffered from something called delayed orgasm) ride a stationary bike for 20 minutes, after which they masturbated. After stimulating sympathetic outflow by riding the bike, the non-disordered were able to stimulate themselves to several orgasms each and most of the women with orgasm disorder were able to stimulate themselves to at least one orgasm.

She treats many women with orgasm disorder using the stationary bike and she has had pretty good and long-lasting results.
Pretty encouraging for all (wo)mankind.

Now for a more technical example, we present the most popular scene in "Mädchen, Mädchen"


And finally this less descriptive movie proving that filmmakers can enjoy bikes too. OH FUCK THIS LINK!

Lets get ourselves embedded!
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