Organ State vs University of Organ

Boomshakalaka, after an extended terrifying stint where our Eugene hosts decided not to return calls or emails we have found a new place to show the goods this weekend!

It is a battle of the bulge (in your pants) when these two titans of compete for best bike porn house party. The hairy Beavers of Corvallis seem to have the sexual advantage over the Eugene gregarious Ducks, but when these two Willamette Valley powerhouses play the field anything is possible.

1st up the Beavers will get their chance to put down some fly maneuvers. In-house bike limbo you say?!?!? With beer?!?!? Okay then.

Thursday, December 3rd
Corvallis Polo House
1700 nw kings
9:00 pm Adults Only,
$5 donation
after party with beer.
Bike Limbo, Dancing

Then to the U of Organ where going on a bike ride is a good enough reason to take your clothes off is hosting our collection of sexy bike movies on the coveted Saturday night position.

Saturday December 5th
Campbell Club
1670 Alder St Eugene, OR
7:30pm, 18+
$5 donation
naked bike ride to follow

We hope to end the Chain Whip in style. Come on down and whip it good.

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Slide Down the Valley

The Bike Porn Tour goes back to its roots: riding bikes! We are
heading down the Willamette Valley. The NW weather sux now but it should be much better by our departure next week.

Starting on Tuesday we will have a medium paced (70 miles/day) ride to Corvallis for a show on Thursday, December 3rd and to Eugene on Saturday, December 5th. We may be camping on Tuesday night, we have
large houses to crash in Wednesday-Saturday. These shows are free for anyone who rides with us but we hope that your presence. will inspire others. Bring your own beadroll. We will likely be having group meals

Interested parties should act quickly as there is an artificial cap of
accommodations for10 riders.

This are the last planned screenings of Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound in Oregon.

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Sliding Down the Valley - not really

[this post was supposed to go out a while ago, we like the image enough to make you read it today]

Boom! We back in this Willamette Valley like a phallus sliding between cleavage.

We are taking Thanksgiving off to gorge ourselves and others.

Help us conclude the Chain Whip Tour in style.

Thursday, December 3rd
Corvallis OR

Saturday December 5th
Eugene, OR

A ride from PDX to down the valley is in the works. Who wants in?

photo credit to a strange, possibly liberal-hating sex blog? http://trollydolly.us/?p=3968

[we were not able to slide down the valley so we will do the next best thing and drive our stupid fucking car, which we are very grateful did not have any serious issues over the past 2 months]

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