Bean Town Pimpin

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We interrupt this self congratulatory blog post with a healthy dose of luscious bloggity masturbation
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"This isn’t your mom and dad’s porn. This isn’t even the stuff adolescent boys dream of; it’s porn with a niche, porn for a specific counterculture looking for some offbeat fun." Dig Boston article by - JENNIFER CHOI

“The goals have always been to showcase work that is under-represented. Sometimes it’s queer, sometimes it’s women, and sometimes it’s straight men. Regardless, it’s all work that nurtures me and my communities and makes Boston a little more bearable” CineMental founder Aliza Shapiro.
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We now return to our regularly scheduled self love.
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WE IS SO LOVED!

Boston really loves Bike Porn. Last year the bikesexuals of Boston made it clear, these people love bikes and sex. Approximately 450 fine-ass-fuck lovers of cycles packed the Brattle to the gills.

This weekend, we do it again... twice!

Here is a snippet of what has been said in the buildup: border guard life for the touring bike pornographer


"Put down your messenger bag, roll down your pant leg, and stop freaking out drivers and pedestrians for a moment" ZING! The New Gay throws down some find derogatory fashion commentary

And finally, the Phoenix demands that you watch the goods! "Bike Porn: for some reason when you put those two words together, they sound extra dirty"

Oh yea, as dirty as you make it.

GET YOUR TIX NOW

Thanks for helping us reach the sexy masses! With all this attention we hope to look good enough for yalls!

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Happy April 1st

There's 1000s of ways to engage the body of work that is bike sex.



Tonight, as a special treat to our fans in Boston we will be unveiling our own branded line of rigorously tested prophylactics!

Only available at shows, come on down and pack your pockets full of the promise of future bikesexual bliss!

Friday, April 1st
AND
Saturday, April 2
Bike Porn 4:PLAY
Brattle Theater, Cambridge
11:59pm - Midnight
Presented by Truth Serum
Jump on our Face Crack

Dont be no fool, wrap the goods and keep your bikesexual health!

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boston baked bike porn!

How much does Boston love bike porn?

So much that they demanded a 2nd midnight screening! Catch it Friday or Saturday night, April 1st and 2nd!

They demand so much of us, we bring the goods they say they want more... will there be an end to the demands of these slave driving audiences?

We blowin out New England like a overinflated tire on the surface of the sun. two midnight shows, back to back!

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One if by land, two if bi-cycle

We are returning to Boston!

FOR A DOUBLE HEADER OF BIKE LOVE!!

Friday, April 1st

AND

Saturday, April 2
Bike Porn 4:PLAY
Brattle Theater, Boston
11:59pm - Midnight
Presented by Truth Serum

This bit of hype comes directly from the cinema! We sold out their 450 seat theater last Spring so we are looking forward to more!

You might think the name says it all, but you’ll be surprised by the range of films – from bike-on-bike action to humans obsessed with the ‘perfect frame’ – in this crazy, amazing touring program.

Maybe better than a amphibious orgy!

Maybe.

Photo credit to http://thedailysmut.tumblr.com/
and
http://soupgoblin.blogspot.com

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do they have a pill for premature aging?

The ravages of the epic Backlash Tour has taken its toll on our 33 year-old curator, revphil pictured here with most of his team of PYTs in Boston. (NSFW)

We are doing it for your love people. Be sure to say thank you and if you can, bring us some health care.

Thanks MPLS! We are really thankful you stopped snowing on us. On to Winnipeg!

Photo Credit to Derek Kouyoumjian

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Baked Beans, Flava Beans, PORK AND BEANS!

Yup, Bike Porn gets to play Boston for the 1st time ever!

There will be bike polo, and group rides, and probably copious beer. (ouch, our kidney beans!)

• Wednesday, April 21st
• Brattle Theatre
• 40 Brattle Street
• 9:30 PM, Tickets $10; no one under 18 admitted.

Want more live, hot biker action? Try this Pre-Porn3 Ride!
Meet at Copley Square: 7pm
Connect with the sexy Bike Polo then over to the Brattle for the screening.
Heavy rain cancels ride.
http://www.truthserum.org for details/changes.
Inspired Attire Encouraged!

These guys have been so primed there will probably be some pre-ejaculate in the line outside the theater, so consider your footwear carefully, then get ready for the big show!

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Spilling the Beans in Boston

Behold, Boston has tremendous piles of Bike Love:

Thanks to Tom Meek for bringing the politics of sex and cycling to the masses. Here is a interesting sample:

If there’s been any knock on the tour, it’s the lack of gender representation. “Where is the dick?” a fan posted on Bike Porn’s Web site. To which they responded, “To be clear, we love all our bold women, but it would be great to see more men inspired to create and share.” But then again, according to them, many women have come up and confessed their bike-triggered orgasms, “and it’s usually when the saddle is really uncomfortable.”

True that, in fact a nice lady at a Brooklyn bar after a friendly game of polo was very forthcoming about her bike saddle.

"I never tell anyone this, but who are you gonna tell, but my old bike rubs me just so and good... and damn it just... it becomes too much. After an hour or so of riding im just too sore!"

Well now! That was strangely graphic for someone we just met... but its very comforting to see that the ideas of sexual expression can flow when you are thinking of the freedom of riding under ones own power. One of our favorite bike pornographers, Nicky Robo has been very forthcoming about how saddles create a mystical trips to the store...



Your opportunity to check out the shows in New England is coming up next week, 3 big shows!

SUNDAY 4/18/2010 New Haven
Neverending Books
810 State St 8pm $5 adults
Group ride to show meets at the flagpole on the green at 7:00

MONDAY 4/19/2010 Providence
17 mules
[CALL FOR LOCATION 503.913.9468]
8pm $5 donation adults only
Bike ride from Kennedy Plaza meets at 6pm

WEDNESDAY 4/21/2010 Boston
Brattle Theatre
40 Brattle St, Harvard Sq, Cambridge
930pm $10 18
Presented by Truth Serum.org

photo credit to Courtney Rodgers

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