Behold, submitted imagery from our friends in Chapel Hill. Not all porn has to be explicit. Engaging the brain as well as the junk is a fine way to flex some muscles. In this case the image suggests blooming ideas and getting shit done. Pretty sexy. Of course we wouldn't mind
This kind of hot weather sensation gives us pause for leaving the United States. We have found fantastic people everywhere we have gone in North Amand we are looking forward to returning someday. Until then its Europe (and/)orBUST!
There are only a scant few days until we jet out to Berlin! If you find us at a show, in a gutter or your bed just remember we are training for our future rockstar status please so give us a kiss for good luck!
Dont just sit around rubbing yourself, thinking about your sweet bikesexual ideas! Share that good shit! Send your inspiring pictures, drawings, words, intentions or hate mail to BikeSmut@gmail.com
what can we say, rocking with one of the worlds craziest tall bike freaks has worn us out something fierce. Thank much to our generous host, Michael Fucking Mooney.
Speaking of absurd mutations, expect about a thousand of the krunkest bike punks to descend on Richmond, VA for what could be the east coast's longest continually running annual festival of crazy bicycle shit.
Cycleslaughterama is this weekend, Bike Porn Friday night at the Byrd.
A "complete bullshit" was called early this Tuesday morning in relation to The Pornography of the Bicycle not being shown in the state of Tennessee. Jacob Malbro of Richmond VA was explicitly upset at the cancellation of the Nashville, TN show this April 1st. "
Resident and local bike organizer, Joey Jello was similarly overwhelmed by the "perfect shitstorm" that has befallen The Goddamn House, the Nashville venue expected to host The Pornography of the Bicycle.
"Was it some elaborate April Fools Prank, meant to stymie the pro-Bikesexual movement?" Continued Malbro in an overdramatic exasperation with well timed arm failings. "Maybe Tennessee is not ready for Bike Porn."
"Or maybe," the concerned citizen continued, "a massive riot will ensue, the crowd demanding more state sponsored bicycle pornography." A scientifically insignificant poll of Tennessee residents likely to riot due to bike porn shortages was inconclusive in its findings.
And yet though all these setbacks, still more bike porn is in the works! Just today we were confirmed to play in Denver, Colorado.
Richmond, VA (RVA) is a pretty amazing place. You have a blend of Art students honing the craft at the highly toted Virgina Commonwealth University, the shadow of the Confederacy in the form of massive statues of General Lee and Stonewall Jackson, the depression of the 80s grinding development to a halt, and tons of fun loving bikers enjoying the cheap rent.
Development and gentrification have come to the Oregon Hill neighborhood of RVA, which two years ago was a verifiable bicycle ghetto, with all sorts of characters drinking on the tightly spaced porches basking in the sun.
Some things have changed, but there is still one bike club in town inspiring others from across the east to rally and display their pride. Bike clubs in Dayton, NYC, Atlanta, Chicago and more all represented .
Portland, Oregon's Zoobomb came, saw, and dropped the competition like it drops its pants. Zoobomb took the only prize for the team oriented competition. Placing in every event except the 6 pack relay (we are only a little embarrassed about this). Solid performances the entire day capped off by a strange award party and news broadcast about the awesomness that has just ended. Conveniently enough their massive 6-ft trophy for 1st place was designed(?) to collapse into a medium sized bag. Im sure the Dropout Bike Club from Portland will take the challenge of reconstructing it without trying to blend steel and aluminum
Here is video of the final bout, a chariot race. Sounds simple right? Right?
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We want to thank all the great hosts, and we hope to get kicked out of more parties again someday.
Here is a link with lots of videos. http://www.truveo.com/tag/slaughterama
And now the tour rolls on to Chapel Hill! If the hundreds that turned out in Richmond screaming for more bike porn are any sign of the future the south is more ready for sexy bike culture than many concerned parties realize.
Monday March 31st, 2008 St. Anthony Hall 207 Pittsboro St. Chapel Hill, NC 8 pm
Come on out and enjoy the sexy bike action tonight!
Behold, submitted imagery from our friends in Chapel Hill. Not all porn has to be explicit. Engaging the brain as well as the junk is a fine way to flex some muscles. In this case the image suggests blooming ideas and getting shit done. Pretty sexy. Of course we wouldn't mind 
