While we wouldn't hesitate to call ourselves heroes we are still able to acknowledge and possibly even support a fellow two-wheeled crime fighter in action. So it is with some honor (avoiding a confrontation after tossing your bike into oncoming traffic... probably smart! not quite as brave tho) that we bestow onto this marginally heroic person the Bikesexual Crimefigher of the Month Award (if anyone wants to actually make a sweet graphic depicting a bikesexual crimefighter that would be great).
At first it seems a chicken/egg kind of thing. Did the demand for violence come first or did producers decide that there are benefits to having a demoralized talent workforce? Are we encouraging violence by consuming violent porn? Are we desensitizing ourselves? Can consumers even get off without hearing "Take it all, bitch!"?
Eventually we may come to assume that porn producers are creating content that the audience wants. If so what does that mean for the majority of our population? How would we escape responsibility for creating a violent sex culture then?
These questions become even more immediate given April is Sexual Violence Awareness Month. Time for a spring cleaning of our various hangups. Specifically the National Sexual Violence Resource Center (helping victims and perpetrators) is focusing their efforts this year on violent sexuality in the workplace.
We at BikeSmut LLC will strive to provide you with pertanant info so that you can be sexually aware at work and also some other places. We hope to flood your brain with all the sexual awareness you can handle.
So much to learn about blowing one's load. We hope that you will stay with us as we try to understand how to balance the needs of the sexes.
"With bigger semen volume, you’ll cum harder than you ever thought possible. You’ll get a big boost to your testosterone levels, too, which means stronger sex drive, better erections and overall much improved sexual ability. And the ladies? Blown away.".
Next time on BikeSmut: Is there a connection between sexual inadequacy and violence?
is it a disaster that goes good? I think i can recount it
* bike porn lost in Arlington * 3 bike porn tourists show up and throw down and realize we didn't bring it * bike porn found at the absurdly nicest peoples home in all cascadia * Woody and Coco, our Couchserfer hookup drive fast to the goods * the pickford cinema hosts TWO over-capacity screenings at 90+ people each (one theat to call the fire department was taken care of as we found legal room for all the people) * the porn crew stubles out into the late night Cornwall action * some street heckling/bike porn lyrics to tubby drunk gangsta yelling at a girl "hey bitch where you going" * he steps to the bike porn * he gets clowned * his friends show up * i have to bob and weave to avoid getting creamed by HUGE mofos in more chains that a prison guard and too sober for my comfort * situation difused eventually * my glasses found * bikers roll away * a meth head walking down the middle of the street wearing all black gets warned * Tackler lets her have it (totally an accident) * Lauren is embarrased/tramatized/crying, meth head is screaming in "pain" * methhead demands to have the ambulence called, then passes her pipe to laruen to dispose of * more drunk ganstas drive up we direct them to the open lane without people laying in the street * they slow down... then gun it into a our host, the Worms' Shawn's bike, which his my baby, Duff#Five. * the firedept and police show up and assess * we roll on, lick our wounds and harass Yellow Brake Maitland's sister and husband who live in town.
and now it starts raining... perfect time to go ride out bikes to annother country
and that's where we are at. if someone has a more detailed review (maybe more about the porn, just email me revphil*AT*gmail*COM
