Berlin Field Report

Check out the sweet hair at the end! If others have suggestions for how we should shave up this guy please leave them in the comments.

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Defining Your-ination

While examining Ottawa's Cat Sanctuary we met a resident of Quebec. According to him we will be traveling to an entirely different country today. For sure the residents of Quebeqaw have a separatist history longer than Oregon, Idaho or Montana.

So, will Bike porn have to worry about crossing the Ontario - Quebec border?

Come to the Death Church and learn the sorted details of border crossings, smuggling obscenity, and lazy, stuffed pussy.


But first enjoy a fine, candid interview from just yesterday:



So, what do you think the raccoon is thinking when he looks back at us?

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Cycle Bound Reactions

Hey there humptastic bike jerks! We need your insightful/obscene thoughts on the show!

Please let us bike porn people know how we can do it better in the comments below!

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"You want me to put my junk where?"

"Please, please, please bring me porn," they say.

"Our town is small and humble but we love bikes," they say.

"Won't you get nasty in our bottom brackets," they say.

Alas, the Internet can be so cruel.

For all the attempts to get a screening in Boston, Phily or DC nary a venue has stepped up!

Wont someone take us?


As it stands in the North Atlantic cost the only place you can watch The Pornography of the Bicycle is:

3/22/08

@ 7:00 9:00 & 11:00pm

Chashama
217 East 42nd St New York City, NY 10017
www.chashama.org

The responses from cities have been highly varied. A Report from Columbus describes a black fixie with bright pink Drury grips who lamented not having a camera to document all the sexy action that happened after the movies playing. After the screening in Mnpls a fashion show began 4am. In Chicago, a oversexed riot nearly broke out and many audience members felt necessary to relieve themselves.

But every city is different. Just last night we witnessed the quietest screening ever. The tension in PGH was so high that even the comfy chairs of the Shadow Lounge could not overcome the heightened states. "Shocked" is how one person described the audience.

Perhaps bike sexuality will find a home here. Pittsburgh could be the biker's gem. We are excited to do some exploring.

For no particular reason we have had no issues with police to date. Maybe they are more understanding then we realize.

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