post porn glee in Turkey

We are on a winning streak!

Our European calendar is filling up with excited anticipation. Only a few dates left in our European schedule!

Moreover we are having great audience participation! Lots of laughter, insightful after show questions, "bare as you dare" bike rides, and opportunity to meet lots of fantastic people. Just last night, after our 1st show in Turkey, we got to rock out to one of the greatest gender bending parties of all time, then befriended the Tigers, a local motor cycle gang.



Yes, it's that good.

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International Man of Mystery Hosts Epic Toronto B-Day

• Saturday, March 26
• Centre of Gravity
• 1300 Gerrard Street East
• Toronto, ON
• 8:00pm
• adults only
• facecrack invite

BEHOLD, a cut a pastie press release from the future!

BIKE SMUT:::LORD MORPHEOUS:::GOLDSPRINTS+Beautiful music into the night :)

For my last dirty thirty I will be having a smashing party at my favourite space Centre of Gravity.

The amazing film festival, Bike Smut will be coming through Toronto that weekend on The Northern Exposure Tour. Some of you might have came out last year to Bike Porn 3. This will be a very special evening :)

I have planned an installation with the help of my good friend Morpheous (who is "The Man" in the BDSM world) called "Exotic Bikes"
Morpheous and his crew will be doing a very special erotic japanese bondage installation with the bikes and attendees.

And of course GoldSprints will be happening throughout the nite.

MUSIC . . ...¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ¨*.¸¸.·٠••●●♥♥ ♥♪ . . ♪ .¸.✫*♥ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♥¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ¨*.¸¸.·٠••●●♥♥ ♥♪ . . ♪ .¸.✫*♥ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ¨*

Twonz
Ana+one (anatone)
Iron Will

PLUS a Surprise Live Set::: T.B.A


BIKE SMUT Screening 8-10 PM

photo credit to
http://fortheloveofbikes.blogspot.com/
http://kassandralove.tumblr.com/

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chiBIkePRON

Lets consider the contour of our "texualtre"

After coming down the Cuntinental Divide we find the flat plains roll out like a delicious pie. Our third show in a row and we are still hungry for more. Lucky us we are having a local toop throw down a new, exciting bike dance performance!

Sunday March 13th

Reversible Eye Gallery
1103 N California Ave

with Chicago's premiere bike dance troop, The Racketeers!

Share your Facecrack event info! We love it!

photo credit to the Sprockettes at Tour de Fat, and inspiring people everywhere!

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Group ride! Bike Sex! Dance Party!

Greetings Boulder! A historic evening of dancing, independent film and opportunity for creative sharing of our varied sexual identity is nigh!

• We have a group ride meeting at 20th and Alpine at 6:20pm
• We have a DJ for the afterparty at the 303 Vodka,
• We have a fuck ton of beautiful, inspiring art by people who want you to be able ride your bike have sex when you want, as you want!

Phoenix Asylum
2510 47th St. Unit D

7:30pm, $5, adults only

Ft Collins you will get your chance in just 48 hours!

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A Mild-Mannered, Earth-Shaking Proposition

We at Bike Porn Industries have been not so secretly toying withe the prospect of a European Tour in 2011.
Everything seems to be falling into place as more and more countries step up and claim their bikesexuality.

To that end we are attempting to learn more about their culture, so as best to integrate it into our hot wheels. One such method includes our forming a team of bike dancers to perform in the streets.

Here is our inspiration for dancing in Turkey:



Thoughts? Techniques? Other people who love to dance and move and ride bikes got suggestions for how such fast legged action could be worked into cycling?

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You got some Salt on your ...

Holey Salty Sins!

What a way to kick off our Tap the Rockies Tour. Take one of the most repressive cities in the world, combine with a plethora of hot racy bikers add years of hot dance parties, throw in a mix of excellent local content and an injection of soon to be illegal everywhere alcoholic energy drink and you have just about the best reason to GET. THE. FUCK. DOWN.

Massive piles of graciousnes go out to our hosts and organizers, Point 6 Percent Productions and Tall Bike Jesus as well as all the wonderful bikesexual residents of SL,UT

Photo credit to Keifer Thomas. We hope to see more exciting pictures arise soon.

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Boulder I hardly even knew her

News comes fast and furious in the world of rapidly made art and underground screenings.

Behold, the porn gods have smiled upon us as our expected dates for a screening in Boulder CO line up with their Santacon!



Yes, there was only one biker who was mostly trying to not be noticed by a drunken santa, but this year there could be 2 bikers, one of which is wearing a santa outfit the other still trying desperately not to be noticed.

We hope to be among those not arrested Friday, November 26th

Many events work with bikes and sexual expression. Be proud. wear a stupid outfit and say "Thank you for the freedom to enjoy irresponsibility, proper!"

If you live in Boise, Ogden, Ft. Collins or Boulder we need to hear from you! This is your only chance to have these totally unique films shared. Live it up!

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Hiatus has been temporarily derailed

Just when we had thought that we would be able to quietly go into the night, our world is rocked by another fabulous, scandalous music video.

Woe be on the foolish prude that might try to shame due to "inappropriate behavior", "excessive drinking", or "gratuitous sexual content". BEGONE USELESS KILLJOY! This video drops like a bomb, has legs to run you down and steel to gut you like the new fish you are.

Please enjoy irresponsibly.



After a couple years of mild asskikery the Bay Area Derailleurs have really stepped up their game. From the performances at Mini Bike Winter to their political work on the BP oil spill in the Gulf they seem to have found their pace.

The paring of the dumpster diving, bike punk ballet of the Derailleurs with the dope lyrical stylings of Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits makes for a classic us/them battle. man v woman. driver v cyclist. meat v vegan (or is that freegan? opportunivore? cannibal?)

As for our predicted tours of North America and Europe we can only hope that the stars will continue to align and we will get to bring more of the best bicycle erotica to your berg. But we have been promised lots of cookies and booze from SLC! w00t! (thanks for reading our " bike porn recommended daily allowance")

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reMembering durango

One of the joys of going on tour to all these fine "fucking bike friendly" places is the great events that we are able to take part in (or even better, become part of!)

Such was the case last year as part of the Westward Ho! tour in Durango, CO.

Here is a 1st hand account of the insanity that was, THE RALLY OF THE DEAD!

We wont be the 1st to call Durango bikers "special", and we surely won't be the last. So instead of showing bike porn 2, we showed the 1st years program. Viewers were coming out of their chairs with cheering or disgust! Never mind that that Sen. John McCain was in town that day to also catch the screening and let people know that he was still alive and had a seriously entertaining running mate.

Porn Quad photoshoot

Like the Dark Lord said, "Impressive. Most impressive." What is wrong with free beer and food and some classy fucking people? Nothing. Except sometimes it is hard to remember all the fun. The word epic gets thrown around a lot but in this case you can't really help but utilize it. For several days in a row the sauce flows, and the wheels roll and we have the times of our lives.

Thanks for the great games of bike polo, all of the stunning awards and prizes. And letting us share our "gifts" with the otherwise unsuspecting Durango audience at the future Discovery Museum... a place for learning.

Here's hoping they are having a blast at the SSWC going on this weekend September weekend in Durango AND that they have enough ogranizational energy to help put together a screening of Bike Porn 3 in early November.

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Count Down to WNBR

Every year on one day in June in cities across the world people ride their bikes naked. (somewhat hemisphere dependent)

In Portland, Oregon we have a crack team of naked bike enthusiasts who are working to throw one hell of a party for the expected 1000 naked riders that are gonna be dancing all night long.

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