Berlin Field Report

Check out the sweet hair at the end! If others have suggestions for how we should shave up this guy please leave them in the comments.

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Gettin' Lucky with it!

Let us take measure of our good fortune:

We were still able to buy tickets to Europe the day of our travel after the airline cancelled them and sent the "you can fly on our plane" message in German.

We were able to convince the ticket lady to kick some bureaucratic ass for us and hold the flight and escort us through security checkpoint allowing us to jump onto the plane moments before the gates closed.

We were unable to get our bikes on the same plane, but because we got lost walking to our Berlin host we didn't have to drag heavy boxes all over and instead got them delivered.

We found a great place to show bike porn in Berlin, but the show was already cancelled, but we have a number of people lining up for more bike on biker action.

We now have a van and are about to start traveling all over the continent.



We are staying in a great place, with excellent hosts who have a wall of macaws.

We have been able to party with great people and will do so again!

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Fahrrad Porno

Hallo! Ich bin ein pornograza!

We have arrived in the lions den and are getting ready to share the wonderful world of inspiring bicycle smut with the Fatherland! What a fabulous way to start off an epic six-month tour of Europe! This is by far the most ambitious adventure of bikesexuality we have ever taken on! Yes! We do exclaim!

We are fortunate to have a great team of happy-go-fucky bike punks who will be keeping us moving and grooving across the Euro landscape. Expect dossiers on us all soon, as well as an updated tour schedule. But until then, we are ecstatic that we made it (and hope that our luggage and bikes find their way to us soon).

What did the German dumpster diver say to the pile of bread?

Glutten Tag

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