Saturday, July 4, 2009

We SToP for Bike Porn!

We heartily welcome riders of the Seattle To Portland (STP) to our quaint cultural capital. While here you might enjoy a variety of delectable taste sensations.

Now serving: road rash. taint spasm and a sprinkling of shaved leg hair in a lycra taco.

heartily enjoy this fine con-cock-shin this coming Sunday night as your pedal your way to triumph!




(Does this map look veiny to anyone else?)





Only one thing to do with a room full of roadies.... Are you ready for a Skin Tight Fashion Show?
















Not too bad, but the undies she is wearing are only 5% lycra. Not good enough!









Now this guy, he knows how to layer and strut!

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